MagicMagenta

BadBoyEddie
SweetLittleNell
SpacyMagenta

 

 

„I would like - if I may - to take you on a strange journey.“

 

Well, the story I would like to tell, is not as crazy as the story of Brad and Janet, no not at all. 

But form a judgement by yourselves.

How everything began:

„It was strange the way it happened one of those quirks of fate really one of those moments when... Everything looks black the chips are down Your back is against the wall You panic - you're trapped - there's no way out and even if there was it would probably be a one way ticket to the bottom of the bay.  And then suddenly you get a break - all the pieces seem to fit into place - what a sucker you'd been - what a fool - the answer was there all the time - it took a small accident to make it happen.“

Let´s have a look on Frank's words and compare those with my mood at that time,  yes I believe that fits. Just by mere chance I stepped into that movie in TV.

Actual I was through with everything and everybody. I was so depressed and the only thing I wanted to do was crying. Then I turned on the TV and switched through the different channels.   And then,  that movie!!

I have to apologize for my next thought.  „Oh my god, again such a stupid persiflage of the frankenstein theme“, I thought. But the music wasn´t bad and so I decided to watch the movie until the end.
By this the seed was put. In the following years I managed it somehow  to watch the movie again and again, of course every time just by chance. "It's just to improve my English", I said to myself.

How stupid I was. I was infected, the RHPS – Virus hold me tight in his clutches and I couldn't get rid of it until today.

 

The first Live - Show.

Once again!! As luck would have it, I read in the newspaper that the "London Musical Theatre" was on tour with the RHS and they would give a performance in my town too.

Together with one colleagues of work and dressed (please forgive me) in a nice gown, we went to the show. Our seats resided in the middle of the 4. row. 

How starry-eyed I was been. " Why is the mixer covered with a plastic film? Why do many of the other spectators look so weird? What on earth is in the bags they have brought along? What are the 4 "undertaker" (Phantoms) doing with the audience before the show starts. I did not know bugger all.

Obviously neither did the audio engineering. It happened during the „Timewarp“, rice and water caused a loss of sound. About  ¾ of an hour later they continued with the show.

I enjoyed myself very much. In my opinion the show is much bettter than the movie. Neither my wet dress nor the nearly 2 pounds of rice which I carried in my underwear could not impact my sense of delight. I swore by Frank n´Furter´s tatto to join the next performance as well.

I kept this oath until today. At least once a year I join the show als a spectator and I bought the Video too.

 

How I got my Outfit. 

Well another odd story. A former colleague at school (an utterly fuddy-duddy, slowpoke or whatever you want to call him) struts, that he would know everything about the show and that RHS is the best show ever produced on earth and so on. "Well old fellow, we will see, whether this is your real opinion or not", I thought.

The luck of the draw (once again!!) the cast I mentioned above gave a performance nearby and I got tickets for the first row.

But what should I put on? I was used to wear jeans and an old sweetshirt. I lacked the courage to wear suspenders, fish net stockings and high heels. But now things changed. It was Mardi Gras and I wanted to scandalize that guy.

Tthe corsage I found immediately in the 'bodice products' - department of a department store. I stitched the short trousers by myself. I found the feather boa after a long search and many telephone calls in a shop for Mardi Gras accessories. However, I still wore no suspenders this time (those ones came only a year later.) but enamel boots which reached over the kneels. Wow!!!.

Must I tell you, that he was shocked in fact? He stayed honestly at my site until the break, but rice, water, toilet paper and the shiny hand I brought along gave him eventually the rest. After braeak his place remainded empty. (hurray, well done!!!.)  

The comment of the womwan next to me: "Your companion is presumably a little bit smug, isn't he?". 

However. That guy never talked to me again. 

 

How my family was infected.

Once a time everything turns to an end, so it happened to me too. I met my present husband. 

His eldest daughter got hold of my Video (coincidence?),  Daughter number two was interested too and of course two new fans were born.  Last year only my husband and I went to the show but this year the whole family will go to "do the time warp again" .

The elder daughter Kim dressed like Columbia with a tail coat and her grandfather's wedding top hat.

The younger daughter Lisa dressed als a chambermaid (she is only ten years old)

My husband dressed like Eddie, just wearing a leatherjacket and jeans.(I think I couldn't persuade him to wear a thong  and suspenders.

And I? Well as usual. 

the pump guns stand there at hand, everything else is prepared too. 


Finally on Saturday the 24.02.2001 it is time................ 

 

 

 

„It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That starts to drive you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again“

 

YEAH,  the feeling to carry rice in your underwear, your wet cothes are glued to your body because of the persons behind you are not able (or are extremly able?) to aim, you wear  damp toilet paper bandages, you are hoarse (you sang all songs as loud as you could) and nearly deaf (once again you ordered the tickets too late and therefore you got a seat directly in front of the giant speakers). YEAH, all these things belong to it, are part of me, I would never miss again.

„Don´t dream it, be it“, Yes, that´s it. I am a real Rocky Horror Fan.

By the way, now  I know, why those words  „ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK" are written on the Video cover!!!!!

 your Magic Magenta

 

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„ I tasted blood and I want more!“

Actually I can hardly remember the time before Rocky Horror, though it was only a few weeks since saw those lips for the first time and heard this wild music.

My dad and his new wife had tickets for the show. I got a short summary of the story. Then I found the video on the shelf. „What a cool cover“ I thought and started the tape. I didn´t understand much of it, my english is still poor and there were no german subtitles. 

How fazinating to notice the behavior of adults in their  Rocky Horror ecstasy. Not to mention, where else are you allowed to throw rice and toiletpaper or use a pumpgun in a theatre. 

Certainly the tops were how your „grown ups“got dressed.

Daddy, because he is a newcomer, wore an old black muscle shirt and jeans. A checked woodcutter shirt wrapped around his shoulders.

His wife she is an old sophisticated visitor in a outfit á la Floorshow, made by her own. Of course she wore suspenders and high heels.

I think, I had done nearly everything to be with them. 

In the meantime I saw that movie countless times, I know all the lyrics by heart and I got a costume similar to that columbia wears in the movie. Must I mention, that I got suspenders (my first ones!!) and high heels too?

Besides I joined the austrian fanclub. My nickname is SweetLittleNell. 

By the way just before I pass to my little sister, there is a comment from my  classmates concerning the Rocky Horror music:

„That´s absolutely hot.!“

your Sweet Little Nell

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Hi together, my name is Lisa or better than that SpacyMagenta. I am only 10 years old, but already a big fan of the Rocky Horror Show. No wunder I got really great examples. 

It is the first time to see the show live on stage, so I am very upset about it. My costume (chambermaid and perhaps little provocative) which hangs together with my suspenders and my black stockings in the wardrobe  is ready for use. My pumpgun stands next to it. I don't  know exactly what I like most. The story is so strange and Brad and Janet are so old-fashioned and conservative. – BUT  the music, the music is damn cool..

your Spacy Magenta

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Hi folks, 

well, where should I start? 

I had heard many things about the Rocky Horror (Picture) Show, but the first time I saw the video was nearly two years ago. I think that this strange story about these two "normal healthy Kids" is really hot!!.
Not to mention the music. Beeing an old Biker I liked the fantastic Rock 'n Roll songs most. After all I was a Rock 'n Roll dancer for nearly four years too.
Therefore it was just a small step to the first live show. My wife took me by the hand and together we were off to our neighbour town.  I got a bag filled with some peculiar stuff: 

But how and above all when should I use the content? Everything seems a little bit curious, but not for a long time.
The first  jet of water I tested on an security.man before the show. Well I was quite lucky, that he couldn't figure out, where this spout came from. 

I praised the reach of this pump gun. Guess, I will never forget his stupid look of that guy, while putting his hand on his scant hair and looking desperate at the ceiling whether there was a leaky point or not. *smile

Then the show started. During the "time warp" I confused right and left, so my beloved wife gave me a sharp look and even worse than that, my toes were bruised by a very fat guy (I suppose he weighed nearly 300 pounds). Oh dear, my poor dainty feet. 

Nevertheless it was really nice to see, how the jumping ladies managed their "apples" to stay in the "baskets". 

Two hours later, my wife and I were completely soaked and soiled. I don't want to tell you how much rice I carried in my underwear and about the wet toilet paper all over the face I don' t want to talk either. It had been a great fun!!! The show was the best thing I ever saw. We were both completely satisfied. 

So, do you think, I would miss that fun next year? No chance! No, I am not silly, not at all.

Thus my motto is: 

"Don't dream it, be it! I tasted blood and I want more!"

your Bad Boy Eddie

.......and next year I will wear suspenders!  "Cross my heart and hope to die!"

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